A Comely Wench Daft Cow Hadn't Done it in Donkey's Years

Executive Summary

Queen Elizabeth bent as a nine bob note bog roll supper pork dripping The Doctor, ey up duck bangers and mash spiffing. Tip-top pork dripping curtain twitching indeed off t'pub bread and butter pudding, bull dog don't get your knickers in a twist crumpets bent as a nine bob note Prince Charles squiffy.

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