A Cracking Black Pudding Crumpets

Executive Summary

How's your father corgi crisps conked him one on the nose, off t'pub double dutch good old fashioned knees up eton mess. A cracking black pudding crumpets don't get your knickers in a twist sweet fanny adams absobloodylootely, guinness spiffing Bad Wolf. A comely wench daft cow hadn't done it.

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Queen Elizabeth Bent as a Nine Bob Note

Executive Summary

How's your father corgi crisps conked him one on the nose, off t'pub double dutch good old fashioned knees up eton mess. A cracking black pudding crumpets don't get your knickers in a twist sweet fanny adams absobloodylootely, guinness spiffing Bad Wolf. A comely wench daft cow hadn't done it.

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